Let me make one thing perfectly clear

I have no idea what the hell I am doing with this whole blog thing.

Some of my friends and friends’ wives have uber-cool blogs with tons of readers, sponsors, and whatever. They know what they are doing (or at least seem to) and use all the cool tools. They know what the hell del.icio.us, Meebo, and Akismet means. Maybe someday I will be one of the Cool Kids too. But for now, I just want to keep track of stuff that happens to me before I forget it, and maybe practice some writing.

I mean, I have experienced some pretty cool shit. I can’t remember most of it, but I am pretty sure. I have basically been sitting here with my thumb up my ass, letting life go by, with no record about what I have been doing, who I know and who I don’t.

Blah blah bleh, something about the dullest pencil is better than the sharpest brain. Except I loathe pencils…in fact, I pretty much despise all writing implements. But that is just because I can’t read my own writing. Or maybe it was the time at Oakland Elementary when the snotty little girl sitting in front of me claimed I stabbed her with a pencil. Of course, the pencil was just sitting there in my hand; Princess Poo-poo was the one who turned around and elbowed it. But I digress.

Oh yeah…clarity. How’s this: WHATEVER.

So if you are one of the unfortunate individuals with whom I have shared the address for my blog, (as of this writing there are 3), enjoy. Stay tuned if you are wondering what I really think about this or that, and if you are interested in the daily menutia of a musician, fitness wank, wannabe frisbee dog trainer, former Mormon, dashing husband, and super dad.

How do I know what I think until I see what I say? –E. M. Forster
Whatever.